January 2010
23 posts
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“Men are more ready to repay an injury than a benifit because gratitude is a...”
– Tacitus [Criminal Minds “Retaliation” opening 12/16/09 read by Prentice]
Jan 17th
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“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not a mark of weakness but of power....”
– Washington Irving [Criminal Minds “Retaliation” ending 12/16/09 read by Prentice]
Jan 17th
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“There’s dinner in there somewhere… i just know it….”
– says my mother looking down at her dinner plate… in the dark…
Jan 8th
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“Get of my mushroom”
– Panda to Baka Onna
Jan 7th
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“stop tickeling me. or i will pee on you. and you will not like it. you will be...”
– Piggy
Jan 7th
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Of Drugs Tacos and Chocolate
MonkeyBoy: Say no to drugs. Say yes to tacos.
BAtman: Unless there's chocolate around...
Jan 7th
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“OMG OLS”
– Baka Onna Oh Look Shiney
Jan 7th
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“PJs and crab dip…. what could be better?”
– Baka Onna, New Years Eve
Jan 7th
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“Just try to remember: if the world didn’t suck we would all fall off”
Jan 7th
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“I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter”
Jan 7th
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“i like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick”
Jan 7th
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“i want to die like my grandmother. peacefully in my sleep. not like all the rest...”
Jan 7th
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A Talk with My Mom... How I got my Ring
Mom: Your dad and I had been engaged for about 9 months. No ring. when i went to Missouri to see him......
Flashback: woosh
Dad: [Pulls a ring out of his pocket]
Mom: What's with the ring?
Dad: Your mom sent it.
Jan 6th
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“therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap.”
Jan 6th
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“life is like an artechoke. i don’t know why it just is.”
Jan 6th
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“You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me”
Jan 6th
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“Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or gives you cancer”
Jan 6th
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“I’m the type of person who will spend hours trying to drown a fish.”
Jan 6th
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turtle shell
Child: If a turtle looses his shell is he naked or homeless?
Cynic: Neither. He's supper.
Jan 6th
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“Do not interrupt me when I’m talking to myself”
Jan 6th
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“who ever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door”
Jan 6th
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“im busy, your ugly have a nice day”
Jan 6th
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“ONLY IN AMERICA…. can a pizza get to your house faster htan an ambulance...”
Jan 1st